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sassydragon:

sassydragon:

but imagine if we had tiny little dragons

the size of puppies

and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute

the fact that this post has more notes than i ever expected makes me really glad 

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666meme:

recltube:

i should come with a warning label

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(Source: hyclropump, via dirkpee)

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loudmouthed:

reblog this post if you also sometimes sit down in the shower because sometimes standing up is just too much exercise

(via sniffing)

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thehttydblog:

jackthevulture:

Imagine Hagrid going to Berk.

Imagine it.

Bearded men the same size as him.

Dragons of every shape and size.

IMAGINE HAGRID ON BERK.

Yer a Viking Hagrid.

(via draagonsongs)

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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

(via draagonsongs)

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basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed 

(via lazy-lot)

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are you fucking kidding me

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

(x)

(via katrina-katrina-drunk-on-ribena)

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mimmblemimmble:

chilled mammal secretions 

mimmblemimmble:

chilled mammal secretions 

(Source: meme4u, via prokrastinering)

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fireyturtle:

nicelanderenzeru:

ruraljackdaw:

Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs

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Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest

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Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder

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Hugging people and getting picked up by them

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HUGGING

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Not having people to hug

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Giving a hug that comes off as weird

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This post describes me in every way

(via und-zey-said-i-vas-crazy)

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emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

(via susannasus1)

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(via susannasus1)

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

(via stylishanachronism)

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